99 Problems
For anger management, Belldandy suggested
that Yulia
make a list of things she had problems with. The girl heeded the
megami’s
advice. By the end, Yulia needed five sheets of paper. Here is her list:
My Problems:
Problem #1
My past.
I was kidnapped by thugs at a young age. They
were
abusive. Those assholes kept beating me up! One night, they dragged me
out of
bed, beat me, and left me to die in the rain. I was lucky to escape.
Otherwise,
I wouldn’t be writing this list, would I?
Problems #2-3
Shone’s mother
I hate Shone’s momma. She’s just an old
nagging
bitch!!! She always bosses me around. She even locks me out of the
house. His
mom scowls at the fact I sleep in his bed. And that’s not all. She
clings to
Shone like a leech! Hel-lo! He’s nineteen damnit! LET THE BOY
GROW UP!!!
Problem #4
Shone’s sister!!!
Not the little angel! The older one. She’s
just like
the old bitch! The little bitch talks down to me and tries to get me
thrown out
of the house. Damn, she and her mother are so much alike!
Problems #5-7
SCHOOL
Let me sum this up! The classes suck! They
are so
boring! I fall right asleep walking into them! Zzz!!!
The teachers are stupid! They talk to me like
an
idiot. And all because of my accent! Damn idiots!
My classmates are both stupid and
they suck!
They are stuck-up and they treat me like I’m stupid! Again, because of
my accent!
Geesh! Why can’t they just leave it alone?!?
Problems #8-9
Neighborhood
The place is too boring! Too quiet! Too
peaceful!
BOR-ING!
The neighbors suck! Most of them are old
people!
Barely anybody my age is here! Plus they scowl at me too!
Problems #10-11
Sisters’ Friends
They hate me. Nough said.
Problems #12-16
My image
Everyone except for Shone, Bell, and the
little
angel hate how I dress, act, my slang, accent, and my past! IT’S
FUCKING
STUPID!
Problem #17
Sluts
I just flat out hate them!
Problem #18
The Police
They’re always watching me! Every time I time
I walk
by them, they glare at me. What’s with them? They act like I’m a
criminal.
Geez!
Problem #19
Perverts!!!
Why is it that some guys act like pure dogs
to
women?!? It’s pathetic! It’s low! And it’s gross!
Problem #20
Guys at school
They pick on Shone and give perverted looks
at me.
If the teachers weren’t there, the jerks would be seeing the pearly
white gates
in the sky.
Problem #21
Shone’s Doormat ways to his mother
It ukes me that my love is a momma’s I wish
he would
grow up! Geez!
Problem #22
Being treated like an idiot
I’m not stupid, why can’t they all see that?
Problem #23
Girls flirting with Shone
He’s taken! Find someone else!
Problem #24-25
Juri and Shone’s mother trying to throw me
out of
the house.
Self-spoken
Problems #26-32
The mother’s clinginess!
The mother tries to cling to Shone, Juri,
Koto, and
Kaneko! That means alienating them from their father and me! How dumb
is that?
Problem #33
Parents thinking I’m evil!
It’s just stupid! What do they think I am,
Satan?
Problems #34-35
Shone’s mother
Problem #36
Juri!!!
Problem # 37-39
SCHOOL
Problem #38
People that cheat on their lovers
It’s stupid! It’s wrong! I hate it!
Problem #40
Shone’s doormat ways
Problem #41
Abusive relationships
Dumb and pointless!
Problems #42-45
SCHOOL!
Problems #46-99
Shone’s mom, sister, school, sluts, perverts,
Shone’s doormat ways, and the police
Belldandy sighed at the list. It was clear.
Yulia’s
real problem was her attitude. Something had to be done and fast!
Get to Work!