Chapter One: Love Martyr

Sunday is always church for Noizchild. (Rob the lazy bum always sleeps in on Sundays! But that�s not this story!) I can�t stand churches. They�re too pure for my blood. But I go anyway. Spare me the redemption speech! That�s not why I go! So why do I go to church? Protection! That�s right! You see, there is this chaplain there that has the hots for Noiz. (Surprising for someone who doesn�t try, huh?) Anyway, Chaplain Cook keeps hitting on good ol� Noiz. She tries everything: asking, avoiding, ignoring, telling, and complaining to the board. The letch still persists to harass Noiz and try to seduce her. *Sigh* Time to get to work. At least he�s cute!

I got my �kit� ready for tonight. I just got out the usual: cleavage-showing little black dress, black kitten heels, white diamond collar, blood red lipstick, sexy perfume, jade-diamond earrings, and a jade-diamond bracelet. I�m almost done. Now for the hard part.

I took out my make-up kit and took out the chocolate foundation and make-up brush. I dabbed the bristles in the foundation and lightly painted over my mark. I looked over my artwork. I couldn�t see my mark anymore. The hard part was over. I shut my eyes, whispered a chant, and m wings folded away instantly. When I opened my eyes and looked in the mirror, I looked like ol� Noiz herself.

I was set to go now. I just had to seduce the pest and then problem solved!

I was heading out the door when I heard someone ask me, �You�re not going off on one of your �dates� again are you?�

I froze at the front door and turned behind me. Rob was standing on the stairs watching me. He had gotten out of bed. The mouse-boy was only dressed in black dragon pajama pants. Noiz got him those in case of an overnight stay. Rob�s quite a catch. He�s a mouse with short brown hair, brown eyes, brown mousey, and a tail. No wonder Noiz loves him so much.

I smiled at him devilishly. I have yet to figure out how he can tell Noiz and I apart when I look like her. But when I do, there will be changes.

�Yes,� I replied. �What is it to you?� Rob stepped forward towards me.

�I won�t let you dishonor Noiz-chan anymore!� he ordered. This is interesting. If this was Good Noiz talking, I would tell her to shut up and leave. But tonight, I was amused by his manliness.

�Oh really?� I challenged.

�Yeah!� the mouse answered in an uneasy tone. I walked up to him strongly. Mousey looked up at me nervously. (His head comes up to all three of our breasts.)

�How?� I asked. I smirked as I heard him swallow.

�By anyway necessary!� Rob answered at last. I smiled at him devilishly. He�s so cute when he tried to be brave. Well, time to �reward� him.

My smile became warmer. �Aw,� I replied. �Come here!� I knelt down and kissed him deeply on the lips. I felt his cheeks and lips heat up under mine. This is what always happens when I kiss him. He�s so fun to mess with! Mice make the best toys for cat girls like me!

That kiss was only two minutes long, but I knew it felt like forever fro Rob. I pulled away from him slowly. The mouse�s face was red all over. He could barely speak or move. I smirked at my results. I leaned into his ear.

�I�ll give you more later!� I promised. He nodded as if he was in a daze. I smiled again and walked out the door. That was too easy!

I made it to the church that evening. The place looked dark. (An improvement on my part!) The only lights on inside were three offices. I shut my eyes and studied the building in my mind. I found the pig�s office in seconds. It was on the second floor last door on the left next to the exit. I opened my eyes and smirked. The mission had begun.

I teleported myself into the hall. My feet lightly touched the hard floor. I looked around quickly. The hall was still dark and no one was in sight. Just perfect. The odds were in my favor tonight. I walked down the hall causally. My heels echoed through the darkness. I kept myself moving the whole trip. Stopping was not an opinion tonight.

I made it to the pig�s office in seconds flat. I smiled to myself like a cat with a cornered mouse. I was enjoying the mission already! I knocked on the door normally.

�It�s unlocked!� the priest called from inside. I smiled to myself wickedly. �Such a sitting duck!� I thought to myself. Then I opened the door and went inside.

Chaplain Cook�s office looked�so clean. It was so holy that I felt like throwing up on the newly shampooed carpet. Crosses and Jesus galore! I leveled myself again. Got to get this over with. The sooner I am done, the sooner I can leave.

I cleared my throat loudly. The pig looked up at me quickly. I smiled at him Noiz-like. Chaplain Cook grinned at me ravishingly. I could tell he was trying to remain pure.

�Uh�� he spoke up. �Can I help you Ms. Johnson?� I smiled in my head at that question. Show time!

I sighed stressed. �I�ve been having family problems lately!� I wailed out. The creep�s ears perked up.

�Do come in!� the false chaplain called out cheerfully. I did so and shut the door behind me. He held out his hand to the deep oak chair in front of his beige desk.

�Sit!� he said. �I won�t bite you!� His chuckle said otherwise. I did so with caution. �Is this how you had scores of women fall into bed with you?� I thought in mischief. Chaplain Cook smiled at me richly.

�So,� he spoke up. �What is the problem?� My eyes welled up in �tears.� (I have mastered the art of acting too well! This will be too easy!)

�It�s my father!� I wailed out. I whimpered out again. Cook waited again.

�What about your father?� he asked. I looked at him pitifully.

�No!� I wailed out. �It�s too painful to say!� The pig reached out and lightly touched my hand. I kept my eyes down as I smirked to myself. He was falling for my little trap.

�It�s okay Ms. Johnson,� Chaplain Cook assured me. �Anything you say is held in the strictest of confidence.� I looked at him innocently.

�You mean it?� I asked with a sob. He nodded at me softly. All according to plan. All according to plan!

I gave him some hokey (yet true) story about Noiz and her father. The pig actually believed it! I peeked up at him when I was finished. Cook looked so sympathetic. (I might have some competition in the acting category after all!) His smiled was like a saint�s. He stood up and gently put his arm around me. Just perfect! I looked at him slightly.

The priest was smiling at me. �Aw,� he said. �I feel your pain.� Then, he leaned in and kissed me lightly on the lips. I didn�t resist. I kissed back quickly. The plan sprung into action. Cook pushed me down on my back on his desk. He thought he had the upper hand now. But not for long!

I lightly kissed down from his lips to his chin and neck is soft sweet tiny butterfly kisses. I unbuttoned his black jacket and slowly slid if off. I was reeling him in now! He was murmuring softly in my ear. I took my time with unbuttoning the white buttons on his shirt. The pig was like an excited little puppy. Come one monkey, dance! Just a little longer�

I slowly slid down his shirt. His sickly pale shoulders saw the hazy light above. Cook shut his eyes in heavy desire. (So needy! If he wasn�t such a pig, I might do him with more enjoyment. But not now! Got work to do!)

I lightly licked down his neck. The priest moaned out loud. I had him under my thumb. I licked his shoulder and� bit down as hard and violently as I could.

�OW!!!� the swine yelled out in my sweet ear. He jerked away in a flash. Some of his flesh was caught in my teeth. I spat it out as if it was poison. I looked at him like an innocent angel. The letch panted hard.

�You� BITCH!!!� he yelled out to me. I looked at him innocently and shook my head at him.

�Tsk, tsk!� I warned him in a mocking way. �That�s not very priest-like!� He glared at me coldly. Then, his eyes widened in a heartbeat to me.

�You�re� You�re not Noiz!!!� Cook yelled out. I shook my head like a little girl.

�Nooo!� I said sweetly. The swine got pissed off at me pretty quickly.

�You� You tricked me!� he shouted out. �I would have never�� I held up my hand to silence him. The swine shut his mouth quickly. I smiled at him wickedly.

�No, no,� I said mocking him. �I led, you followed. I didn�t put a gun to your head and say, �Kiss me now!� Frankly, I like using my body and charms to get my way!� Cook was even angrier now!

He drew out his cross and yelled, �Who are you and what do you want from me?!?� I smirked at him again.

�Leave good ol� Noiz alone,� I addressed. �And I�ll give you the night of your life!� The chaplain became red-faced really quickly.

�Never!� he barked. I shrugged at him innocently.

�Fine,� I replied harmlessly. �Then feel free to explain to your bosses about your little� um� uh� �Late-night sessions!� That�ll be a fun one to explain!� Cook was red now!

�You wouldn�t!� he barked. I nodded at that.

�Your choice pal,� I said. The chaplain kept glaring at me coldly. I kept watching him with a smile on my face. I got him now!

Finally, the wine threw down his crucifix. �Fine!� he snorted. �I�ll leave Ms. Johnson alone!� I smiled wickedly at him.

�Good boy!� I replied. �I knew you would be sensible!�

Chaplain Cook wasn�t the best, but he was better than nothing. The man is a little rusty in his mid-thirties. Over all, the man needed some work! In the end, I got my worth out of it. I left the swine�s office feeling as fresh as a daisy. My night had been well spent! I left Chaplain Cook sitting in his chair covered in sweat panting as if he had been running for miles. HE doesn�t taste bad, I�ll give him that. I actually liked the taste of the holy man. Maybe I�ll snack on him again sometime. Maybe.

The next Sunday was a nice Sunday. Chaplain Cook didn�t try to hit on Noiz in any way. She was actually feeling better this morning. Yep! All was great that Sunday! (Well, except for a nun that kept looking at Noiz in a funny way. Damn it, she must have overheard my �meeting� with Chaplain Cook. Oh well, I�ll deal with her later!) Chow! *Wink*