Chapter Eight: Cradle Robbing:

(Note: This does not and never will include pedophilia. This section is about the relationships between two consenting adults. Thank you for your time.)

Age means nothing to you. Older or younger, love is love. You will get strange looks. But what do you care? You love each other. Others will try to figure out the appeal of the relationship. Let them. They aren’t going to be right anyway. Why would they? It doesn’t concern them.

Just as long as you keep it legal, everything will be fine. There will be some insecurity at first. I mean, why would someone younger want you? Or they are older than you and you want to impress them. Relax, you can do this. Let little bits of yourself out gradually. If you are lucky, things can turn out beautifully. If not, move onto the next thing. There are plenty of legal cradles to rob. Don’t worry. You can do it just fine.

Examples of Cradle Robbing Relationships

Anna and Tsuzuki

Yao and Ju

Karen and Ryo

Noiz and Mosh

Tony and Polly

Adele and Marty