December Tape

12-1

Kel: Isn't it so pretty?

Sapph: What do you mean?

Kel: The tree.

Sapph: Uh.... I guess.

Kel: Reminds me of my uncle.

*Sobs*

Sapph: Aw, don't worry. He lives in your heart.

Kel: You think so?

Sapph: Uh-huh.

Kel: Thanks!

12-2

Sarah: It's oh so quiet. But, we're busy this month! So... *Tape cut off*

12-3

Sarah: Sorry about that folks. As I was saying.....

Brooke: Who are talking to?

Sarah: Huh? Uh.....

Brooke: Freak.

*Footsteps*

12-4

Sarah: Bemmer.

Bem: What?

Sarah: Brooke knows about the tapes.

Bem: Crap!

Sarah: Might as well keep on.

Bem: Right!

12-5

Sarah: Hai!!!!!!

Noiz: What's all the joy about?

Sarah: The one movie I wanted to see is now out!

Noiz: And that would be?

Sarah: The Last Samauri!

12-8

Jun: You haven't posted yet, Noiz?

Noiz: Nai.

Jun: Well, that sucks!

Noiz: I know.

12-9

Noiz: Great news!

Crew: What?

Noiz: Head leech is gone!

Crew: Yay!

Brooke: For how long?

Noiz: 3 days.

Crew: Yay!!!

12-10

Noiz: All the other district's internet went out.

Bem: Ha-ha! Sucks for them.

Noiz: Be nice.

Bem: Yeah sure. *Under his breath* Not!

12-11

Noiz: Hate to be a kill joy but, the head leeh is back.

Crew: Awwww!

Noiz: I know.

Brooke: And we we're enjoying our vacation.

*Sighs*

12-12

*Door shuts*

Noiz: Okay, where have you all have been?

Bem: Polly-dono's.

*Silence*

Brooke: Putting up her Christmas tree.

*Silence*

Sarah: Old lady down street that helps us out w/ money.

Noiz: Oh okay.

*Footsteps*

Jun: That's sad. It took her that to remember the woman.

Sapph: Uh-huh.

12-15

Noiz: I almost have my Christmas shopping done. I just need three more gifts.

Kel: Noizy!

Noiz: Hai Kellie.

Kel: Could you help wrap gifts with me?

Noiz: Coming.

*Footsteps*

12-16

*Red Hot Chili Peppers music blaring*

Noiz: Girls!

Brooke and Iris: Yes Noiz?

Noiz: You suppose to be studying?

Brooke: Finish all ready.

Noiz: Really?

Brooke and Iris: Yeah.

Noiz: All right. But I'll quiz you later.

B and I: Okay.

12-17

*Door opens*

Brooke: Bye y'all.

Noiz: Good luck on your exams!

Iris: Graisus.

*Footsteps*

*Door closes*

12-18

Jun: Whew! All done with the wreath! No thanks to them!

*Girls laughing and playing*

Jun: Slackers!

12-19

Sarah: How the c.d. coming along?

Noiz: Which one?

Sarah: Your Christmas one.

Noiz: Need more tracks.

Sarah: Oh.

12-22

*Door shuts*

Jun: Noiz, where have you been?

Noiz: Out Christmas shopping.

Jun: I thought you were done.

Noiz: I hand to get three more gifts.

*Footsteps*

Jun: Uh.... O-kay.

12-23

Noiz: Why are you all laying around for?!? Get up and clean the school! The inseptor's coming today!

Crew: What?!?

Bem: You're kidding right?!?

Noiz: Nai!

Jun: Aw shit!

Noiz: So get to work!

Crew: Right!

*Footsteps scatter about*

*Later*

Kel: You think we passed?

Bem: Ho yeah!

12-24

Noiz: Up everyone!

Brooke: What for?

Noiz: We have candlelight service this evening, remember?

*Grans and Footsteps*

Noiz: HURRY!

12-25

Noiz: Merry Christmas all!

All: Wow! This is great! *Wrapping paper crumbling* Sweet! Neat! Arigato gozmiszo! Arigato! I needed this! Marics! Grasis! Arigato!

12-26

*Door shuts*

Bem: What's that?

Sarah: Two more gifts.

Bem: Ooo! What are they?

Sarah: Take a look!

Bem: Ooo! Sweet!

Sarah: I know.

12-29

Noiz: Well the rush is over.

Crew: Uh-huh.

Noiz: Well, back to work!

*Groans*

12-30

Amber: Helga! Where are you? Helga!

Bem: Uh....Amber

Amber: Wi Bemmer?

Bem: Could you get your cat off my head?

*Footsteps*

Amber: Oh marci Bemmer!

*Footsteps*

*Door shuts*

Bem: Yeah whatever.

12-31

Noiz: Okay guys! Time to take down the tree.

*Groans*

Bem: Our tree now? We just took down the tree at Polly-dono's!

Brooke: Can't we do it tomorrow?

Noiz: Hmmm......Let me think. Hmmm......Nai. Now quit whining and get started!

*Groans*