January Tape

1-1

Sarah: This tape recording is beginning to bore me! *Sigh* I need something new! But what?

1-2

Sarah: I found my old friend! My video camera! *snickers* This will be fun!

1-5

Noiz: Awww!!!

Sarah: What's wrong?

Noiz: My disk broke!

Sarah: What?!? Which one?

Noiz: My drafts!

Sarah: Let me see.

Sarah: Ewh! How did you do that?

Noiz: I don't know how it broke in my notebook.

Sarah: Well, I don't know what to tell ya.

*Footsteps*

1-6

*Door shuts*

Sarah: *Snickers* I have done it!

*Footsteps*

Sarah: 1st tape subject is done! *snickers*

1-7

Sarah: Not much happening today folks!

1-8

Noiz: Hey we might get soon yuki tomorrow!

Non-Japanese: Wha?

Sarah: It's going to snow!

Brooke: Ha! No it's not!!!

Noiz: We'll just see!

1-9

Kel: Noiz! It's.... It's.....

Noiz: I know.

Kel: Snowing!!!

Ameth: Ha-Ha Broke! You were wrong!!!

Brooke: Shut up!

1-12

Jun: You can't do this!!!!

Noiz: Hai we can.

Jun: But...... But.....this is my couch!!

Noiz: And you're getting a new one.

Jun: *Mumbles and whines*

*Angry footsteps*

Noiz: Suck it up!

1-13

Bem: Is Jun still upset about the futon couch?

Sarah: Oh yeah!

Bem: Well.... That's stupid!!!

Sarah: Who are you telling?

Bem: A damn shame.

Sarah: You said it!

*Sighs*

1-14

*Footsteps and dragging*

Sarah: Now what are you doing?

Jun: Making myself a couch.

Sarah: Why?

Jun: Cause I miss my couch Kami damn it!

*Footsteps and dragging*

Sarah: Whatever floats your boat.

*Footsteps*

1-15

Jun: IT'S OFFICIAL !!! THIS IS MY COUCH!!!!

Bem: Are you still upset about the couch?!?

Jun: Hell yeah!

Bem: O-kay.

*Footsteps*

1-16

*Door closes*

Noiz: Pizza.

*Footsteps*

Noiz: Wait! Wait! Let me get to the table!

*Footsteps*

1-19

Brooke: Boy, Noiz looks really happy today!

Jun: That's so rare!!!

Sarah: Wonder why.

*Footsteps*

Kel: Where are you going?

Sarah: To find out why she's so happy?

*Footsteps*

1-20

Bem: Any luck?

Sarah: Nai.

Bem: I can get her to talk.

Sarah: Ha! Good luck!

*Later*

Sarah: Any luck?

Bem: Grrr!!!

Sarah: That's what I thought!

Bem: Shut up!

1-21

Noiz: Everybody up!

Eme: What for?

Noiz: To move furniture.

Ameth: Why?

Noiz: I'm going to move the new couch in the lobby.

*Groans*

Jun: She's crazy!

Noiz: I heard that!

Jun: Hope you did!

1-22

Jun: Noiz.

Noiz: Hai.

Jun: Tell me something.

Noiz: Sure.

Jun: What are you hiding from everyone?

Noiz: Nothing. Nothing all.

Jun: Are you sure?

Noiz: Look! Why would you think I was hiding anything?!?

*Footsteps*

*Door slams*

Jun: You're hiding something!

1-23

Sarah: Gotta find the truth!

*Door closes*

Sarah: This is the only key!

*Computer boots up*

*Keyboard typing*

Noiz: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

*Screams*

Sarah: Uh....checking for viruses.

Noiz: Right.....

1-26

Noiz: *Over intercom* All campus functions have been shut down due to the weather! So if you still are on campus, return to your dorms. NOW!

*Intercom goes off*

*Silence*

Bem: Uh...

Ameth: I guess that's it then.

Others: Uh-huh.

*Footsteps*

*Doors shut*

1-27

*Door opens*

Sarah: Oro? What's this?

*Paper crumbling*

Sarah: Due to ice conditions, the campus is still closed.

*Pause*

Sarah: ALL RIGHT!!! PARTY!!!

*Footsteps*

*Door shuts*

1-28

Noiz: Hai friends, we're closed again.

*Groans*

Noiz: What's wrong?

Crew: We're bored.

Noiz: Oro? O-kay.

*Footsteps*

1-29

Noiz: Welcome back everyone!

*Mumbling*

Jun: We might as well had the rest of the week off.

Noiz: Uh-huh.

*Sighs*

1-30

Noiz: Another boring day.

Crew: Yeah.

*Sighs*