Fan Club Battles

Another war is starting. This time it’s with the fans. It’s nothing new really. They want to believe their favorite band is the greatest of all time. Charm Inu and Lady Dragon’s fans are no different.

Charm Inu Fans:

Mostly girls between ages fourteen and thirty-nine. Majority of them fujoshi. They have their ships. The favorite is Hishikawa Isao. Ladies love the leader singer, of course. The other boys do get love too. They were all beautiful.

Why do these girls love this band so much? They have many reasons.

“They’re so hot!”

“Isao is so hot!”

“Their songs are so deep!”

“They sing poetry.”

“Isao’s words move me.”

“I love their songs.”

“They are so beautiful.”

“I want to marry them.”

The list goes on. There are even some guys who love Charm Inu. They have no shame and will shout it loud and proud. Their female counterparts have accepted them with open arms. They see them as their brothers.

Charm Inu’s fans are an army to behold.

Lady Dragon Fans:

Mostly guys between eighteen and thirty-nine. They are there for the boobs. The girls are just that hot. Their looks aren’t the only thing they have.

Lady Dragon defies what a woman is “supposed to be”. It is rumored that Mai swings both ways. Her band looks like they hate men. Their male fans don’t care. Lady Dragon is a sexy band. Their lyrics were so raw, so powerful, so… intimate. Mai is naturally the favorite. The boys can’t stop talking about her. She dominates their dreams. The rest of the girls were just as hot. Mai was recently on the cover of Bejean with the rest of the band. Their interview gave fans a taste of who they were. That issue disappeared from shelves in two days.

Now, why do fans love them so much? They have their reasons.

“They are so hot!”

“They’re so hardcore.”

“Their songs are extreme!”

“Mai is so sexy.”

“They are so bold.”

“I want to sleep with them.”

“Their songs give me a rush.”

“So hardcore.”

“So extreme.”

The list goes on as expected. Believe it or not, Lady Dragon does have female fans. They feel empowered by Mai. She is their idol. The girls will defend their goddess with their male counterparts. Speaking of which, the male fans will see the female fans as their little sisters and protect them from the “perverts”.

Charm Inu Fans vs. Lady Dragon Fan Club

These people don’t like each other. Chat rooms, forums, and fan pages drown in flames.

“LD are sluts!”

“CI are gay!”

“Shut up!”

“Mai is a whore!”

“Isao sucks!”

“LD is garbage!”

“CI is lame!”

“Go to hell LD fans!”

“LD Fans are perverts!”

This back and forth does not end. It gets ridiculous after all. There is no sign of slowing down. To outsiders, it all looks dumb. What do the members of Charm Inu and Lady Dragon think?

“Heh,” Isao said as he looked at Twitter on his phone. He shoved his cell back into his pocket. He and Mai have other problems to worry about.