Loud Mouth

*Shizuma*

An old pain in my ass came back today. Oh my lord, let me tell what happened! I came into Yuki�s room to wake him up like usual for the past week. (Asuka is still on vacation. His friends and I have to wake that boy up. He needs to learn how to use an alarm clock. I�ll have to �teach� him how to get up on time later.) I leapt on his bed like he was my prey, because that is what he is at times. I shook on his tasty little body under the sheets.

�Come on!� I whispered loudly in his ear. �Get up Yuki-kun! Get up! We have to go to school!� He mumble something incoherent as he turned over. I shook on him header.

�Get up, you silly thing!� I insisted.

�Okay, okay,� he mumbled. �I�m up!� He rolled over and pushed back the sheets. I smiled at his pretty face. I kissed him on the nose.

�Good morning,� I whispered. He blinked at me a bit.

�What time is it?� my Yuki asked.

�Close to seven,� I said. �Now get up! We have school, remember?� He looked at me for a moment.

�It is?� he asked.

�Yeah,� I said nodding. It took a minute for it all to sink in. When it did, Yuki�s grew big in shock.

�Oh shit! I�m going to be late!� he yelped. He jumped out of bed and got ready right away. Okay, so I lied to him a little bit. It�s actually 6:30, but I have to lie in the mornings to get him up. It�s the only way. Trust me. Once he was ready to go, we headed out the door. (He�s so cute when he�s pissed at me!)

We made it to school on time. By then, Yuki had gotten over my nasty little trick. We were good again. As an extra measure, I let my Yuki hold my hand. I smiled and held his in return. People still stare at us. But, what does it matter? Sometimes I do it just to get the stares at Yuki to make him nervous. This would have a greater effect if Yuki was a girl. They would really flip there. However, that little trick was topped by a disturbance in the world of Yuki-kun and I.

�HONEY!!!!� someone screamed at the top of their lungs in the crowd. We looked up to see� him flying to straight towards us out of nowhere. I cringed as that idiot sailed closer to my Yuki. My poor boy had wide eyes of terror as that� that� creature came flying in. That idiot embraced my boyfriend and gave him a hard kiss on the lips. The poor boy looked like he would die of suffocation. Naturally, I could not have this, so I stepped in to save the day.

�Okay! Break it up!� I yelled as I pushed them off of each other. Yuki panted for air. That idiot looked at me grinning like a wild cat.

�Oh, it�s you Shizuma!� he said. I snorted at him.

�Hello Motoko�� I mumbled. Yuki looked between us both confused.

�Motoko?� he asked as he turned to me. *Sweat drop on my head*

�No one,� I told him. Motoko laughed in that idiotic laugh that I so much. My Yuki winced in ear-pain at the sound. I didn�t blame him. Every time I hear Motoko laugh, I just want to punch him in the face so badly! Grrr! *Deep breath* Anyway, Motoko looked at us with a huge smile on his face.

�Shizi and I go WAY back!� he boosted out loud.

�Shizi?!?� I yelled. �DON�T CALL ME THAT!!!�

�Aw, what�s wrong, Shizi-kun?� Motoko asked in a mocking sweetness. I tried my to keep down my anger long enough to talk without shouting and causing more of a scene.

�First of all, I hate it when you call me that,� I barked. �Second, I refuse to associate with some freak show that always dresses like a woman!� Motoko looked at us, smiling like a fairy. Today, he was wearing a schoolgirl uniform with fishnet stockings, black-blue painted nails, and his long black hair into two ponytails. He carried his sword by his side along with a book bag.

�Don�t be mad at my sexy sense of style!� he said. I snorted at that fool.

�What sexy sense of style?� I snarled. Motoko laughed out loud again. Yuki quickly covered his ears. My patience is slipping here.

�Oh will you just shut up, already!� I barked. Motoko stopped laughing and smirked at me. Then, he turned his attention to my Yuki. He walked over and took him by the arm. A bigger smile spread onto his geisha-painted face.

�Hey there cutie,� that creature cooed to my boyfriend. �You doing anything later?� My love really began to panic. *Sweat drop on Yuki�s head*

�Uh� yeah!� Yuki lied. Motoko began to cuddle up close to him. He pulled him in closer for a sensual embrace. The buffoon nuzzled my boyfriend�s ear. Oh, he made me so mad! Motoko looked up at my Yuki with lustful eyes as he stroked on his chest.

�That�s too bad,� the idiot replied. �I could�ve taken you out to see some amazing things!� Yuki went a pale-gray in the skin. He looked to me for some help. Motoko turned his face back to his. I could tell that my love was really in fear for his life. The buffoon smiled at him in seductive way. Yuki swallowed hard at him.

�I�m sorry, but I have a boyfriend!� Yuki said quickly as he tried imply me with his head. Motoko looked over at me and realized the boy�s head. I glared at him crossly. The monkey gave me a smirk.

�Oh him?� he asked. Yuki nodded his head up and down. A pause came between us for a moment. The idiot chuckled at us. I gave him a death glare.

�And what the hell is so damn funny?!?� I barked. Motoko gave a me silly little smile. (God, did I mention I want to punch this freak show so badly?)

�It�s just, I never thought this beautiful boy would fall for someone like you!� he replied, carelessly. It all slowly began to crack inside of my head. I just couldn�t take his loud, stupid mouth. I just wanted to shut him up so badly. I decided to give it a shot.

�And whatever do you mean?� I questioned as I took my Yuki by the arm. Motoko locked his eyes onto me. He seemed to believe that I was challenging him now.

�Just�� he replied. �You are an anti-social, blood-drinking, hateful killer with no sense of fashion what so ever!� He finished it all off with that obnoxious laugh of his. That did it!

�Why I oughta�� I said in heavy rage. I began to attack.

�Guys!� Yuki cried. �Please don�t try to kill each other while I�m between you!� I calmed down some after he said that. Motoko gave me an annoying little smirk.

�What the hell are you doing here?!?� I asked almost growling. Motoko gave me a little shrug. Before he could answer however, the bell rang. The crowd broke up and headed to class. Motoko let go of my Yuki.

�I�ll see you in class, cutie!� he said to him. Then, that idiot blew a kiss at Yuki and walked away to class. Yuki and I were left staring at him. My love looked over at me.

�What was that all about?� he asked.

�Just forget it!� I said. He said nothing. One thing did bother me however: Motoko said that he was going to see us in class. Aw crap! That means he�s going to harass use for a long time. Damn it, I was just getting used to the peace and quiet too!

Big Pain in the Ass