Love Puppy
*Toyota*
I saw my crush walking down the hall at lunch time today. I can�t stop thinking about Ayeka. She is such an angel. Her soft, angelic face. Her long, flowing midnight blue hair. Her slender, pale calves. Her firm, perky breasts. Ooo! I just love that girl to death. But alas, she is out of my reach. I can only admit her from afar. That used to be enough for me. Not anymore. I just have to have her as my girlfriend. Or at least talk to her. But the thing is, I can�t socialize with girls to save my life. Hm, I�m going to need some help with this. Lucky for me, I know exactly where to turn.
I found Yuki in the boy�s locker room as expected. He was looking off at something at the moment. Curious, I walked over next to him.
�What�cha looking at ?� I asked. He didn�t say a word. Instead, my good friend pointed forward. I turned my head to see Sasuke chasing Motoko around. Not in an angry way, mind you. But in the same way I would chase Ayeka around if I wasn�t such a whimp with girls. My face went powder white.
�Is that�?� I began to ask. He nodded at me in silent terror.
�Chasing�?� I began to ask again. He nodded again. I myself began to shudder. There are some things in life a guy should never see. That� ranks number one. I quickly shook my head of the image of Sasuke blowing on Motoko. I shut my eyes tightly and began to remember why I came there in the first place.
�Uh� Yuki,� I spoke up. He slowly turned to me. I looked at how pale his face was. His eyes were bigger than a twelve-year-old boy who had just seen breasts for the first time in his life. Oh dear, this won�t work. I have to get him away from that� distraction.
�Hey,� I spoke up. �Let�s get out of here first, shall we?� No response came from him, naturally. I nodded a bit.
�Right,� I replied. �And we�re going now.� I lightly took him by the hand and led him out of the locker room. We came out into the hall. I had to wait for him to snap out of it. In a minute, Yuki came back to earth and looked around.
�Where are we?� he asked.
�In the hall,� I answered.
�When did you get here?� my friend asked.
�I�ve been here,� I replied. �Your mind was just elsewhere at the time.� Yuki looked as if he was pondering my replies. Well, it was better than him remembering that in there. I toughened up some.
�I brought you out here so that we could talk,� I said. Yuki looked at me, puzzled.
�About what?� he asked. I began to blush.
�It�s Ayeka�� I mumbled. �Again�� Yuki raised an eyebrow at me.
�Did she sump you?� he questioned.
�No,� I said. �Not yet, anyway.� He blinked at me once.
�You�ve lost me,� Yuki said. I sighed aloud. Here we go again. I broke down and explained my love for Ayeka to him. I tried not to notice the annoyed look he gave me as I went on and on.
�So the point is,� I said. �I don�t know how to approach her.� Yuki made a face that said, �That�s all you wanted to talk about?� (I can�t really blame the guy; I do talk about my goddess every single day� And then some�) My face�s glow started to die away.
�Can�t you help me?!?� I pleaded.
�Fine,� he said, reluctantly. �I�ll help you!� I quickly bowed my head to my new teacher.
�Tell me what to do!� I pleaded. Yuki shrugged at me.
�Just be yourself,� he said.
�Yes, but what do I say?� he demanded.
�I don�t know,� he blurted out. �Hi!� I blinked at him, confused.
�Just like that?� I asked. He nodded at me.
�Yeah,� my friend told me. �Or something like that.� I contemplated this for a long minute. He makes it all sound so easy. I looked up at him again.
�Is that all?� I asked. Yuki nodded at me.
�Just don�t act like a stalker,� he said. �You�ll scare her away then.� I nodded as I took his words to heart.
�Yes, Yuki-sensei!� I said with another bow. �I will heed your advice, oh great one!� *Sweat drop on Yuki�s head*
�I�m not that great�� he mumbled. I wasn�t listening by then. When school let out for the day, I found Ayeka at her locker. I took Yuki�s advice and walked over to her. Halfway there, my angel looked up and saw me. I have to admit, I did freeze up, but only for a moment. (That�s impressive for my standards, I�ll tell you now.) I made it all the way to Ayeka.
�Hi,� I said. She turned to completely face me.
�Hi,� my angel said back.
Seize the Day, Man