Hot Mama

Nikita let Mai into their house. He turned to his new wife.

�Well,� he spoke. �Here we are.� The woman looked around as if in a museum. Nikita stood back watching in discomfort. Twenty-eight and married to a Japanese woman. Twenty-eight and married to a Japanese woman. How the hell did this happen? The answer was a complex one.

Nikita�s thoughts were interrupted when the door bell rang. The couple looked up right away.

�I�ll get it!� Mai called. Nikita held up his hand.

�No, no,� he spoke up. �I�ll get it!� The man walked over to the front door and opened it wide. Two men stood in the doorway. Nikita had a huge grin up to his ears.

�Egor! Stefan!� he called. �So good to see you around!� The men grinned at him back.

�Nikita!� Stefan replied. �So good to see you again!� Nikita, Egor, and Stefan had all been friends since they were kids. They did things men normally did in their twenties. Drink, party, and bed-hop. Every night the boys traded stories about wild nights in bed. Nikita looked at his boys confused.

�What are you guys doing here?� he asked. Stefan and Egor grinned and held up bottles of vodka.

�Come on, old friend!� Egor called. �You�ve been gone for weeks. Have a drink with us tonight!�

�Come on!� Stefan pushed. �Don�t break tradition now!� Nikita looked at his boys nervously. He wasn�t ready to reveal Mai to them yet. However, that changed in seconds.

�Nikita!� a voice called from inside. All of the boys looked up and saw Mai walking to the door.

�Who�s at the door?� she asked. Then, the wife looked at Nikita�s friends. The boys looked at her like they were lions and she was a fat juicy lamb. Mai looked at their blankly.

�Nikita,� she said. �Who are these guys?� The boys grinned at her still.

�Nikita,� Stefan spoke up. �Who�s this little girl?� *Sweat drop on Nikita�s head* This wasn�t supposed to happen yet. Mai looked at Stefan agitated.

�I am not a little girl!� she yelled. �I am a woman!� Nikita quickly held up his hand.

�Okay!� he called quickly. �Let�s go inside and talk about this!�

Soon, the boys were in the living room drinking and talking. Mai looked around her new house.

�So who�s the girl?� Egor asked. Nikita swallowed and shuffled uneasily at first.

�She�s my wife,� he admitted in defeat. His boys looked at him in shock.

�Wife?!?� Stefan yelled out. Nikita nodded. Both boys went pale. Nikita had broken their old code. Never wed the girls! Nikita�s cheeks went bright red. Not cool, not cool at all!

�But� how?� Egor questioned. Nikita lowered his head.

�It�s a long story,� he replied. The boys leaned in close.

�But how?� Egor asked. His pal shuffled a bit. He took in a deep breath.

�I t stared on my business trip,� he explained. �After a couple of days, they finally let us go free. I went to a local bar in Tokyo. I expected the usual. I ordered my first drink and Mai sat down next to me. I have to admit she looked hot. So I thought, hot ride tonight. I got her attention and introduced myself.

�We flirted with each other for a while. Mai turned out to be a bold one. I always liked that in a woman. When I offered some good times, she said no at first. But out on the streets, I met her again. I offered the same thing and this time she said yes.

�To make a long story short, one thing led to another.�

�Ooo!!!� Egor called. I always love this part!�

�How is she in bed?� Stefan asked. Nikita gave them his trade mark rascal grin. He leaned close to his boys.

�Imagine Christmas, all of the liquor, the best clubs in Russia, the best hookers in the world, being single, the best sex in your life, Friday nights, and no guilt,� he described. �Put them all together and times them by a thousand. None of that can even begin to compete with the night I had with Mai after I met for on the street.� The boys sat in silence for a while.

�Wow!� Egor called.

�Shut up!� Stefan replied. Nikita shrugged as he nodded.

�Yeah,� he replied. �Too bad her family didn�t think the same.� Egor and Stefan looked at him in surprise. Something told them that this was the bad part.

�What happened?� Stefan asked. Nikita shuffled a bit. He hated this part so much. It hurt to even say it again. But, the truth had to come out.

�Her parents found out somehow the next morning,� he explained. �Next thing I know, shotgun wedding! So now, here we are. Her family wouldn�t even let me leave the country without her!� Nikita sighed aloud. �Damn it,� he muttered. �It wasn�t supposed to happen like this!� He looked over at his boys. Doom and despair sat in their eyes. All this marriage talk out a damper on the mood. This to up the tempo some.

�So,� Nikita called. �Anything exciting happen here while I was gone?� The boys quickly grew excited. Their eyes lit up brightly. Nikita smiled at them warmly.

�Oh!� he called. �Something did happen!� The boys faces glowed brightly.

�Come on,� Nikita spoke. �Spill it! What did you two get up to while I was gone?� The boys grinned even more.

�We met a hot fox!� Egor announced. Nikita smiled at him.

�Oh!� he called in excitement. �Who is she?� His boys beamed in pride.

�You know little Shasha, right?� he asked. Nikita nodded a bit.

�Yeah,� he replied. �What about her?� Stefan grinned at that question.

�Her birthday just passed yesterday!� he announced in excitement. �She�s a banger now.� Nikita looked at his boy on that one.

�Really?� he asked. �Has it really been that long?�

�Yes,� Egor replied. �She�s nineteen and hot!�

�Not daddy�s little princess, cute. I mean hot� Stefan added. �She�s got a fine body!� Nikita liked the sound of that.

�And she�s a virgin!� Egor topped off. Nikita grinned in high pride.

�Go on,� he encouraged. �Tell all about miss Shasha.� The boys grinned even more.

�Well, yesterday was her birthday,� Egor explained. �So we decided to really celebrate!�

�Just the usual,� Stefan described. �A couple of drinks on the bar and some clubs.�

�Right,� Nikita commented. �Then what?� The boys got ready. Here came the fun part.

�We went back to her place,� Stefan went on.

�Shasha started doing this little sexy dance for us in the kitchen,� Egor explained. �She began taking off her top and unzipping her jeans.�

�Shasha has a body of a ten!� Stefan announced. �She�s hotter than most of the bangers and foxes in Moscow!� Nikita smiled again.

�I see,� he replied. �Did you pop her cherry?�

�No,� the boys called excited. Nikita looked at them disappointed.

�But why not?� he asked. The boys had arrived at the best part.

�We were about to,� Egor explained. �But then, Shasha�s mother came in from a night on the town.� Nikita looked at their faces oddly.

�You don�t seem disappointed by this?� he asked. His boys spilled it all out.

�If little Shasha�s a banger,� Stefan explained. �Kisa�s a fox!�

�Got a body of a twenty!� Egor announced. Nikita looked confused still.

�But she�s forty!� he called.

�So?� Egor asked. �Cougars need love and I�m the man for her!� Stefan snorted at the last part of the statement.

�Ha!� he called. �You wish! I�m a better candidate then you�ll ever be!�

�Yeah right!� his old friend called. �I�ve got a better score with women than you have!�

�Whatever!� Stefan shot back. �You keep on dreaming!� Nikita sat back and smiled as he listened to his friends argue like the good old days. Ah, it�s so great to be home! And then some!

Bangers and Foxes