Chapter Two: Here are the Basics:

This is not fact. This is just based on everything that I have observed around the academy. Do not take this at face value. This is not a self-help guide. I am not giving you advice.

There are many relationships here at our academy. Where are we going to begin? With the romantic ones, of course. They all aren’t that easy, you know? Some are pretty good while others are a fucking mess. Either one that we start with will end up in the same place. That’s just how it works. Don’t question it.

The sweeter ones are like a wavy ocean on a good day. So calm, so peaceful. There are few storms. When it does storm, the couple will try to fix the problem as soon as possible to get back those peaceful waves. Then there are the fucking messes. Oh yes. The seas are always dangerous or rough. Take cover people.  You might end up getting sucked into the storm before you had a chance to see it. Sometimes, you don’t get the chance to run. You just have to stay away from the damage as best as you can. (Good luck with that.)

That’s just the surface.

Even the sweets and fucking messes branch off into their own categories. They all just turn into branches of the same love tree. Stop laughing. You may think that it’s cheesy, but it’s not. The types of romantic relationships tangle around each other and keep on growing. Trust me. I know. I have been watching everything from the beginning.

Obviously, I can’t cover every single complex/relationship here. There are millions of big and little ones. Plus, I will sound like I am repeating myself with each one. Instead, I will go over nine big ones for this observation guide that I put together. First, I will list them all off before I describe each one to the best of my ability. Here we go.

Fairytale Twist

Poly Circle

Stalking and Hostage

Sour Candy

Kinky Freaks

Cradle-Robbing

Duck and Cover

Life Support

Oddballs

Did you get all of that? Don’t worry. I will cover each one in each chapter of this guide. Like I said before, there more others too. Most of them fall under these nine complexes. But don’t worry. I will do my best to cover what I can. So sit back and let’s get started.